c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 1 摩门教对于侯赛因就是cakewalk,pun intended. |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 2 这个不错，驴缺ass h*, pun intended.
不知道几个傻屄驴缺烂香蕉会不会kiss this o.b.a.m.a.
呵呵 |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 3 标 题: 皇帝的新衣-民主党人的遮羞困局
If you promote your donkey, you just can't cover your ass.
Even the most hardcore Children of Hussein could hardly shoval all the wee-
wee'd up stuff produced by Hussein the bullshitter down their throat. (pun
intended or not intended)
民主党人们不能面对难以启齿羞于辩护的侯赛因的事迹，先列出几条。
$100M秘密海外捐款。
居高不下的失业率。
$16Trillion补贴华尔街。
飞速增长的债务。
National Debt has increased more under Obama than under Bush
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57400369-503544/national |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 4 谁说无机物不能赋予社会关系了？
恋上石像的艺术家，各种宗教偶像，科幻机器人恋爱等等。
人兽不是问题，是高法判决打开了一扇后门（pun intended），这才是问题。 |
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t******c
发帖数: 1103 | 5 No matter what, we win, you lose.
Just suck it (pun intended). |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 6 hey, darwin awards candidate, who's eating shit now? go back to you shithole
! (pun intended)
lol |
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l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 7 moochele: yo half-white racist, just like Zimmerman
!#$!@$%@
Yes, I can --- beat you anytime I want.
all pun intended.
get this big picture of American politics or get lost. |
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r****r
发帖数: 439 | 8 你自己怂、一个胆小发育不良豆芽菜排骨娘炮不喜欢就一边呆着，别来剥夺别人的权利
。你爱不爱装栏杆，想不想呆在左臂天堂没人拦着你。
好久不骂人了，今天你个纠缠不清的货主动竖靶子（pun intended)，自己找抽啊。 |
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c********e
发帖数: 4283 | 10 我是Trump fan, 而且极端鄙视国民恶婆的。
但是hunt down的意思并不是狩猎的意思，是用武力抓到冒犯者并制服的意思。当然你
说国民恶婆是不是在玩pun，是不是在影射狩猎中国人？我觉得那个还是有可能的。
当然不管怎么说, hunt down本身有种很敌对的意思，是指对冒犯者，trouble maker,
甚至罪犯的。用在中国国家领导人身上本身就是对中国的轻视。 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 11 Marc Faber: I’d Vote for Trump because “Clinton will Destroy the Whole
World”; Complete Interview Transcript
Saturday
Mar 2016
It’s All Relative
In a Bloomberg TV interview, the outspoken Marc Faber says “Given the
alternatives, I would vote for Mr. Trump, because he may only destroy the U.
S. economy, but Hillary Clinton will destroy the whole world.”
Note: I am having trouble inserting this video. But a complete transcript
follows.
Here’s a link to the key portion of the interview.
Complete Tr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 37 | 12 大家去看看那里的留言吧。
https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10157167679095725
Stephanie Marie As a transgender member of the LGBT I am proud to have you
as our next president of the United States!!!! The LGBT will love you Mr
Trump just like I do!!
Like · Reply · 8,829 · 6 hrs
View previous replies
Katy Connett
Katy Connett Thank you Stephanie...I am a midwestern, white, Christian,
conservative woman...and I would proudly stand shoulder to shoulder with you
!🇺🇸
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发帖数: 5274 | 13 Media and pollster rigged to show she's ahead (no pun to Monica L), but in
actuality, her events are tiny tiny "intimate gatherings".
Reality is, no one attending her events, she even had to cancel one because
of lack of interests. |
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发帖数: 16479 | 14 楼主英文需要进修啊。
Hunt for is ok if Hillary didn't begin her sentence with "Literally".
"Literally" means she said "hunt for Chinese" in a literal manner. Her
audience is supposed to take its meaning word for word. This gives back the
original meaning back to the word "hunt", which is "to chase Chinese as
prey and (usually) kill them when they are Captured".
You either fail to understand the meaning of her speech or intentionally
twist the context of it. Either way you are in no position to be scorn... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16479 | 15 Hunt for is ok if Hillary didn't begin her sentence with "Literally".
"Literally" means she said "hunt for Chinese" in a literal manner. Her
audience is supposed to take its meaning word for word. This gives back the
original meaning back to the word "hunt", which is "to chase Chinese as
prey and (usually) kill them when being captured".
Anyone who claims "hunt for Chinese'" doesn't contain any malicious
intention either fail to understand the meaning of her speech or
deliberately twist the co... 阅读全帖 |
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a******e
发帖数: 5411 | 16 pun intended.
donald duck 空降！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ |
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B********s
发帖数: 2575 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 USChineseRight 俱乐部 】
发信人: Blackholes (浪里白条), 信区: USChineseRight
标 题: 回应马桶的回应
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 1 14:54:06 2016, 美东)
法律和政治是两个根本不同的概念。
看不清这点，光是唧唧歪歪法律啊，言论自由啊，那是南辕北辙，一辈子走不到头的路。
马桶白宫的回应，冠冕堂皇，从字面上你是挑不出毛病的。人说得多好啊？华左奴才们
舔得也非常到位：法律保障言论自由，马桶是行政首脑，是分立的三权之一，马桶和白
宫没有权力压制公民的言论自由。
http://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ban-song-meet-flockers-public-
media-and-investigate-legal-responsibilities-yg
你要是不认可，既显得无理取闹，还被华左奴才们嘲笑。
问题出在哪里？
问题在于，法律和政治是两回事，你没有搞清楚法律和政治是截然不同的两个概念。法律
搞得再完美，纸面上的法律再公平公正，无懈可... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 18 Daily Beast falsely IDs Quebec shooters as white supremacists
The Daily Beast fell victim to a fake news report that two white
supremacists had carried out the Sunday terror attack at a Quebec City
mosque that left six people dead and eight wounded.
The online publication falsely reported that two fictitious men, whose names
were puns on the names of two actual conservative internet commentators,
were identified as the shooters. The Daily Beast's source appeared to be a
fake Twitter account posi... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10729 | 19 Q. Thank you for talking with us. What do you think of Trump’s allegations
against Obama?
A. In the worlds of the Carpenters, “its only just begun”
Q. So was Trump wiretapped as our DHS insider and Robert Steele suggest
A. Yes.
Q. Why?
A. Wrong question
Q. Ok, by whom?
A. Trump tower was bugged by more than just our IC.
Q. WHAT????? Could you elaborate?
A. Brits, Israeli’s. In the fullness of time, much will be revealed
Q. Why the Brits?
A. The same reason as the Israeli’s. Trump is a threat ... 阅读全帖 |
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l*h
发帖数: 4124 | 20 左派大本营的两杆枪：黑枪(pun intended) |
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d********f
发帖数: 43471 | 21 你们在几个fake news能看到这个妥妥的仇恨犯罪报道么？
Hammer killer targeted Asian workers at buffet, let Hispanic workers go
The hammer-wielding Brooklyn man inspired by a movie about Chinese
mistreatment of women to kill a chef at an Asian buffet went out of his way
not to attack Hispanic workers, law-enforcement sources said Thursday.
“I’m not here for you,” Arthur Martunovich told Latino employees he
encountered as he allegedly bludgeoned a bloody path through the Seaport
Buffet in Sheepshead Bay early Tuesday eve... 阅读全帖 |
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E*V
发帖数: 17544 | 22 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obama_birth_certificate
Hawaii Health Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino issued statements last year and in
October 2008 saying that she's seen vital records that prove Obama is a
natural-born American citizen.
But the state still gets between 10 and 20 e-mails seeking verification of
Obama's birth each week, most of them from outside Hawaii, Kim said Tuesday.
If the measure passed, the state Office of Information Practices could
declare an individual a "vexatious requeste |
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g******g
发帖数: 1807 | 23 来自主题: Automobile版 - 车抖动问题 misfire?
Misfire is a common driveability problem that may or may not be easy to
diagnose, depending on the cause. A misfiring cylinder in a four-cylinder
engine is, pardon the pun, hard to miss. The loss of 25% of the engine's
power output is the equivalent of a horse trying to run on three legs. The
engine may shake so badly at idle that it causes vibrations that can be felt
in the steering wheel and throughout the vehicle. The engine also may be
hard to start and may even stall at idle, depen... 阅读全帖 |
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i****x
发帖数: 17565 | 24 挖的不错啊
我可没有战，我真的是从bmw dealer那听到的，他介绍了几个特性，比如hood撞车会折
起阻挡对方碎渣，刹车先刹后轮避免dive，还说bmw电池都在后面，为了撞车后还有一
口电(pun intended)可以开窗、报警等 |
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i****x
发帖数: 17565 | 25 跟以前的想象图都很不一样。前脸像honda crz，后脸像第一代z4和jaguar f-type，总
体相当现代漂亮
。可是，mazda新前后脸跑哪去了？怎么一点都没反映出来？
据说重量减轻了220磅，这是最大的重磅消息（no pun intended），如果真是这样，FD
miata会是差不多市面上最轻的非微型车，操控会更上一层楼。发动机马力未知，我的
猜测是2升四缸180马力。 |
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n*i
发帖数: 18 | 26 这是我几个星期前写给Edumnd的owner review。本没想帖到这，口水战太多了。但毕竟
在这版上学习不少东西，要回馈一下。没时间翻中文了，见谅。
派系斗争请绕行。
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My initial experience with the car is overwhelmingly positive. So far I
have put about 1000 miles on the SUV, about 75% mileage comes from short
distance mix of highway and local driving - commuting to/from work, driving
kids to school and other places etc. I have yet to take a long trip or push
the car to its limits. Therefore it can’t qualify as a complete ownership
review. But for whatever its wo... 阅读全帖 |
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HQ
发帖数: 19201 | 27 给你转一个回答
It's just overkill (excuse the pun). The manufacturer was probably obliged
to a
dd the warning in the health and safety by-laws of their country. As long as
th
e plastic/rubber insulation is intact, and no metal is exposed...don't worry
ab
out it!
The minuscule amount of lead exposure isn't worth the stress. Depending on
whic
h part of the world you live in, you're probably getting thousands times
more l
ead ingestion from the air or the water.
#You can't live life being scared of everyt... 阅读全帖 |
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o****y
发帖数: 790 | 28 disclaimer：学术八卦，文责不负：）
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我认为，要真正理解学术界的精髓，只需读懂“食“和”色”两个字。您可能不解，怎么
学术科研这么“阳春白雪”的东东和“食色”这等俗务扯上啦？
为了不使我的讨论太突兀，first, allow me to formally introduce myself:)
我就是传说中的“三俗”哥。第一，我好吃。基本到了“食不厌精”的地步。曾经
我一红颜知己评价我“吃嘛嘛香，干嘛嘛行”，虽然我知道是忽悠，但仍然深以
为许：）我还特好酒。不管洋酒，国酒，我都喜欢。对酒，我不但舍得花钱，
而且舍得花时间去研究和鉴赏。In order not to diverse, I'll save this
topic for another day. 第二，我好穿。我对各种服饰，fashion有着一种
近乎病态的痴迷。而且打心眼里认为我对服饰有一种异乎常人的敏锐感觉。
第三，我好色。When I look at woman, most women, my mind wonders
in variable w... 阅读全帖 |
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s***r
发帖数: 238 | 30 ZT
学术界之风花雪月（5）食色，科研之性也！
disclaimer：学术八卦，文责不负：）
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我认为，要真正理解学术界的精髓，只需读懂“食“和”色”两个字。您可能不解，怎么
学术科研这么“阳春白雪”的东东和“食色”这等俗务扯上啦？
为了不使我的讨论太突兀，first, allow me to formally introduce myself:)
我就是传说中的“三俗”哥。第一，我好吃。基本到了“食不厌精”的地步。曾经
我一红颜知己评价我“吃嘛嘛香，干嘛嘛行”，虽然我知道是忽悠，但仍然深以
为许：）我还特好酒。不管洋酒，国酒，我都喜欢。对酒，我不但舍得花钱，
而且舍得花时间去研究和鉴赏。In order not to diverse, I'll save this
topic for another day. 第二，我好穿。我对各种服饰，fashion有着一种
近乎病态的痴迷。而且打心眼里认为我对服饰有一种异乎常人的敏锐感觉。
第三，我好色。When I look at woman, most women, my mi... 阅读全帖 |
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s***r
发帖数: 238 | 31 This is a loaded question. It sounds very muck like that they want to know
what you need. The truth is that they really want to know what
infrastructure you can bring without costing too much for them. You should
describe a concrete plan where to get this done. For example, carefully lay
out a plan for DURIP grant. Of course, you need to ask for some seed money
to make it convincing.
When answering any question during academic interview, follow two key
principles: 1. Have a grand vision of India... 阅读全帖 |
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M*****l
发帖数: 4478 | 32 You need to develop your sense of humor.
If I get it right, the word seems to mean worse when you read it, but sounds
like "better" in Indian accents. He used an excellent pun of telling Indian
and Chinese bosses are alike in many ways, not better, not worse. |
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a***c
发帖数: 2443 | 34 you don't know shit (pun intended) |
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w*****p
发帖数: 432 | 35 【 以下文字转载自 Apple 讨论区 】
发信人: warship (warship), 信区: Apple
标 题: 用你的iphone, ipad, ipod, Android phone赚钱
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 11 23:32:12 2011, 美东)
你安装的free apps其实都可以为你赚钱，别浪费了，先安装一个apps redeem,然后你
安装的free apps都可以变成钱。付给你的paypal
ok，follow这些steps
Step 1. Follow all instructions EXACTLY! First things first, you need an
iPhone or Android phone (iPod touches and iPads work also, I'm assuming it
is the same way with android tablets/touch players.) If you don't have one
of these, you may as well leave th... 阅读全帖 |
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b*******l
发帖数: 406 | 36 办公室聚餐刚刚结束。吃的可丰富了。发个菜单，馋馋大家。我带的是炒饭。基本被干
掉了。唔～我松口气。以前我带的东西基本剩下一大半。
Turkey and Ham
Mashed Potatoes
Corn bread
Green Beans
Forks/plates/paper towels
cups
Fried Rice
Pumpkin Pie *hmmm is that a pun..
Baked Carrots
Soda and Ice
Cookies
Fried Corn
Sweet Potatoes
Rolls
Stuffing
Cranberry Sauce
Mandarin Salad
some type of desert
Mac and cheese
Banana Pudding
Tossed Green salad & salad dressing
a desert
Whipped Cream for the pies and a can of black olives
Beef dish
现在面前还摆着一盘甜点。呆会儿肚子有地儿了接着吃。
哼哼哼～（哼小曲儿呢） |
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w**z
发帖数: 8232 | 37 http://www.linkedin.com/pulse/slowdown-bay-area-tech-hiring-tru
I believe the answer is both, true and false. There is undeniably a slowdown
in VC funding in the Bay Area as of late 2015 with all the unicorns and
even giants falling in valuations due to “tech corrections”. Fundraising
is not as easy as it was before because the bar has been set a bit higher
for startups who are raising money. I know this because we fund raised our
seed fund of $1.5M in late 2015 right before things started to sl... 阅读全帖 |
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m***y
发帖数: 14763 | 38 Bleach is probably the cheapest solution (pun intended). Since nobody swims,
just overdo it.
Using feeder fishes doesn't make any sense. They might control the algae to
some extent, but would never clean them up. |
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s*k
发帖数: 2941 | 39 Looks like a sucker, no pun intended. |
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m**********2
发帖数: 6568 | 40 I planted them 6-feet apart, from the center of the holes to center. I
picked a fast grow variety and the pretty touched each other after 1 year. I
put double layer of weed fabric and mulch around them, so the weed problem
was not bad in the first year or so. After that it is pretty much covered. I
occosionally pull out the weeds that are near the edge or sticking out too
long. Otherwise I leave them alone. Nobody will look that closely to your
bush (no pun intended :-) |
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w*****p
发帖数: 432 | 41 【 以下文字转载自 Apple 讨论区 】
发信人: warship (warship), 信区: Apple
标 题: 用你的iphone, ipad, ipod, Android phone赚钱
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 11 23:32:12 2011, 美东)
你安装的free apps其实都可以为你赚钱，别浪费了，先安装一个apps redeem,然后你
安装的free apps都可以变成钱。付给你的paypal
ok，follow这些steps
Step 1. Follow all instructions EXACTLY! First things first, you need an
iPhone or Android phone (iPod touches and iPads work also, I'm assuming it
is the same way with android tablets/touch players.) If you don't have one
of these, you may as well leave th... 阅读全帖 |
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y****i
发帖数: 17878 | 42 Citi Gold is a gold mine - no pun intended
get a right credit card with huge CL
made over $2,000 for me |
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m**2
发帖数: 3374 | 43 Harry Sit
For the most part, 529 plans offer mutual funds as investment options. After
the financial crisis in 2008-2009, many 529 plans added more conservative,
guaranteed principal options offered by banks and insurance companies.
Because money in 529 plans is typically long term, these guaranteed
principal options sometimes offer attractive yields. They can be a better
deal than bond mutual funds because they don’t have interest rate risk.
These guaranteed principal options are especially goo... 阅读全帖 |
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h********e
发帖数: 88 | 44 一个自闭孩子妈妈的亲身经历和感受（上）our journey
我孩子不到三岁，15个月因为发育滞后开始接受EI治疗，18个月时EI机构严重怀疑自闭
，排队几个月后21个月在美国top5的权威儿童医院拿到经典自闭的诊断之后一直接受强
度很大的各种训练。。我不常来逛这个坛子，因为我家孩子让我担心的地方，和这里家
长们通常讨论的东西，根本搭不上边。。大家在讨论怎么推娃，上什么兴趣班的时候，
我担忧的是怎么以后能够让娃生活自理，自立而不拖累这个社会，怎么学会和人交流（
说话都是其次的），奢侈点的想法是，怎么主流化，怎么能够自己有一个somewhat
meaningful的生活，父母离开人世的时候，也能让孩子可以有尊严的活着。我们这样家
庭的种种challenge，不是常人能够理解的，我也从没有奢望过普通父母能体会我们的
痛苦。。。但是看到了最近的热贴，有些id对我们这些可怜的家庭们的各种不太善意的
猜测，非常震惊。当然，也同时看到很多general ed， gifted ed的家长们的同情和爱
心，和让人温暖感动的话，在这里也想替我们这些家庭，谢谢你们的支持。
我的一个一直以来的想法，是增加A... 阅读全帖 |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 46 Elizabeth Chang, Amy Chua's "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother," on Chinese-
American family culture. Washington Post, Jan. 7, 2011.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/07
(book review on Amy Chua, Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother. Penguin Press,
February 2011)
My comment:
(a) The cover of the book says, "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother[.] This is
a a story about a mother, two daughters, and two dogs. This was SUPPOSED to
be a story of how Chinese parents are better at rai... 阅读全帖 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 47 我就不操心孩子那么多事。学校的事有老师管。家里的事有孩他妈管。街上的事有总统
管。推孩子的事有家教管。床上的事？？？这只好我管了。要是这也外包，那我还叫“
北大”吗！
P.S. The following is an argument written by my kid and printed by me today.
Whenever I hate myself, I will read some of my kid's articles and encourage
myself: If only I had half of my kid's genes . . .
Living on the Edge
The phrase “Living on the Edge” can be interpreted in several
different ways, both literally and metaphorically. One particular meaning is
to be in danger or at a critical point. After all, whe... 阅读全帖 |
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h********e
发帖数: 88 | 48 Ten Things Every Child with Autism Wishes You Knew
by Ellen Notbohm
Some days it seems the only predictable thing about it is the
unpredictability. The only consistent attribute -- the inconsistency. There
is little argument on any level but that autism is baffling, even to those
who spend their lives around it. The child who lives with autism may look "
normal" but his behavior can be perplexing and downright difficult.
Autism was once thought an "incurable" disorder, but that notion is
crumbli... 阅读全帖 |
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d****g
发帖数: 7460 | 49 同意。有骨有肉，pun intended，才饱满。上面提到的次文化和食文化还是非常有生存
力的。
对这个骨再说两句。我觉得这个中国人走到那里都自强不息（甚至经常不守规则，呵呵
）的精神也可以把孩子和国内联系起来。一个ABC对大陆的发展有没有认同感？他可以
看到正是这种＂自强不息＂的精神使大陆让几亿人民脱贫，他也许就也会有自豪感，而
不是觉得疏远。
但也有很多ABC吃肉丢骨头的。憎恨自己父母逼自己太狠，憎恨很多亚裔本应自豪的
stereotype，憎恨自己身上太多的压力，憎恨自己的负罪感，就得不尝失了。（尽管
这些习惯已经潜移默化进到他们的骨子里去了。)所以＂推＂也得讲究分寸，与时俱进。 |
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发帖数: 7460 | 50 再贴一个。
http://globerove.com/china/funny-chinese-names/1793
这个贴子写的其实挺公允的。看的我在公司笑喷。我给懒得点进去的人摘要一下。
一。为什么＂定邦＂搞笑。
No pun intended but the name Dingbang surely tops the list when it comes to
funny Chinese names that are used for boys. This name, which has the
tendency to make English speakers burst out into barrels of laughter
actually has quite a virtuous meaning. A boy called Dingbang is considered
to be the protector of the country. Although patriotic in meaning the name
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