l*********m
发帖数: 16971 | 1 好难的单词
What Is Schizophrenia?
Schizophrenia is a chronic, severe, and disabling brain disorder that has
affected people throughout history.
People with the disorder may hear voices other people don't hear. They may
believe other people are reading their minds, controlling their thoughts, or
plotting to harm them. This can terrify people with the illness and make
them withdrawn or extremely agitated.
People with schizophrenia may not make sense when they talk. They may sit
for hours without moving... 阅读全帖 |
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l****9
发帖数: 596 | 2 Faculty of 1000 (F1000) identifies and evaluates the most important articles
in biology and medical research publications.
这是Faculty1000包括的所有领域：
Anesthesiology & Pain Management
Biochemistry
Bioinformatics
Biotechnology
Cancer Biology
Cardiovascular Biology
Cardiovascular Disorders
Cell Biology
Chemical Biology
Critical Care & Emergency Medicine
Dermatology
Developmental Biology
Diabetes & Endocrinology
Ecology
Evolutionary Biology
Gastroenterology & Hepatology
Gastrointestinal Biology
Genomics ... 阅读全帖 |
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R*******d
发帖数: 13640 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
发信人: liujiatian (liujiatian), 信区: Biology
标 题: 2015年影响因子新出炉
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jun 18 23:51:32 2015, 美东)
Rank full journal title Total Cites IF
1 ca-a cancer journal for clinicians 18,594 115.84
2 new england journal of medicine 268,652 55.873
4 lancet 185,361 45.217
6 nature biotechnology 45,986 41.514
7 nature 617,363 41.456
12 nature materials 64,622 36.503
13 jama-journal of the american medical assoc... 阅读全帖 |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 PsychoAnalysis 讨论区 】
发信人: choi (choi), 信区: PsychoAnalysis
标 题: Re: 请大家分析一下我这是什么毛病？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Nov 16 12:50:50 2008)
Definitely not autism.
(1) Likely depression, which is common among women. (Antidepressants may
make a difference).
(2) Possible personality disorder which has no practical treatment.
(a)
Avoidance personality disorder.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
(b) less possible
Borderline personality disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: lczlcz (lcz), 信区: USANews
标 题: 该有人出来说一下做直人有多么骄傲了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jun 25 17:57:21 2014, 美东)
Somebody Better Start Speaking Up For Straight Pride
By Mark Rogers 06/03/2014 ·
Somebody with some clout better start some kind of national “Straight Pride
” event for people who don’t swoon over people of the same sex.
Just saw on Good Morning America a new ultra popular video produced with
athletes “honoring LGBT athletes for Gay Pride”.
Just so how huge this is doesn’t... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 6 发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Re: 家班那个8年男
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 29 19:22:28 2014, 美东)
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2011/05
Mother of disabled child wins a $7 million settlement
Tests might have prompted her to choose abortion
By Travis Andersen
Globe Staff / May 6, 2011
E-mail|
Print|
Reprints|
Text size – +
A superior court judge approved a $7 million settlement yesterday in a
lawsuit brought by a Shrewsbury woman against four medical profes... 阅读全帖 |
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m******1
发帖数: 19713 | 7 发信人: cuisine (好吃懒做), 信区: LES
标 题: Re: 请有专业知识的人帮忙回下这个帖子，谢谢！ (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 2 15:47:40 2011, 美东)
回答他的第一题，“同性恋是怎么从APA的疾病名单上剔除的？是通过暴力和恐吓，而
不是靠‘科学进步’。”
他还真是猪八戒倒打一耙。做过一点点research就会知道，当时的严重暴力和恐吓都是
所谓的正常人针对ppl with different sexual orientation进行的。在被惨绝人寰的
压迫下出现一两个极端抗争的例子也是情理之中。
APA对此解释说明得很清楚.
Since 1975, the American Psychological Association has called on
psychologists to take the lead in removing the stigma of mental illness that
has long been associated with lesbian, gay, and bisexual ... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****e
发帖数: 911 | 8 Common mental health problems for our resident aliens (both students and
working people) are usually:
- depression disorder, and
- bipolar disorder (manic/depression disorder)
To maintain good mental health, please do take good care of youself. Eat,
drink, sleep and workout, everyday. Don't let study or work stress you out.
If you find yourself insomnia, that is usually a sign of under too much
stress, and you need to take your stress relief into your highest priority,
put study/work aside, slow |
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l****n
发帖数: 6896 | 9 昨天本版有一坑 http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Seattle/32528293.html，提及帖主初恋遇到猥琐男，前男友不甘分手，屡屡纠缠，甚至 “一哭二闹三上吊”，“流眼泪、下跪、滔滔不绝说上颠三倒四的话”等等。在临床医学上，此猥琐男的症状属于典型的「缠人精症」，是一种常见的男女关系行为失常 (Relationship Behavioral Disorder，简称 RBD) 病症。
RBD 与 PTSD (Post-Trauma Stress Disorder) 或 OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive
Disorder) 不同，它不是心理上的失常，而是行为上的失常。男女关系中常见的 RBD
病症包括缠人精、控制狂、家庭暴力、家庭强奸、泼硫酸、散发裸照、言语暴力等行为
。本文将专门讨论缠人精病症的预防与治疗。
RBD 病症通常发生在男性身上，虽然医学文献上也有女性 RBD 患者的报告，但极为少
见，发病率低于百万分之一，但当男性运气很不好时也会碰到。本文所讨论的缠人精，
除非特别注明，否则专指男性缠人精。
*** 缠人精的发生时期
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N******n
发帖数: 3003 | 10 Jeremy Lin's sleeping on his brother's sofa doesn't sound nearly as bad
after hearing about one veteran player's housing nightmare.
Delonte West is quite possibly the first active NBA player to be without a
home during a season. The Mavericks guard tells the Dallas Morning News that
after arriving in the Lone Star State he couldn't find a place to stay, so
he spent nights sleeping in the Mavs locker room and even in his car.
Let us explain.
West suffers from bipolar disorder, which causes extrem... 阅读全帖 |
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 11 Hi Everyone. My name is 望穿秋水. Several recent messages talk about
arthritis and thermal pant, which gives me some hints about the relationship
between arthritis and Forgetting to Wear Thermal Pant.
Are there any links betwwen them?
Let us first go to mayo clinic.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rheumatoid-arthri
We find out,
"Rheumatoid arthritis is a chronic inflammatory disorder that typically
affects the small joints in your hands and feet. Unlike the wear-and-tear
damage of oste... 阅读全帖 |
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T******g
发帖数: 21328 | 12 最新过敏假说，就是生活环境太干净TH-1不活跃，造成TH-2过度兴奋。看样子真的要投
入到野外运动的洪流中去。。。
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allergy
Hygiene hypothesis
Allergic diseases are caused by inappropriate immunological responses to
harmless antigens driven by a TH2-mediated immune response. Many bacteria
and viruses elicit a TH1-mediated immune response, which down-regulates TH2
responses. The first proposed mechanism of action of the hygiene hypothesis
stated that insufficient stimulation of the TH1 arm of the immune system
lead to an ove... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****g
发帖数: 19398 | 13 围棋帮助提高 ADHD 儿童的大脑认知能力zz
Baduk (the Game of Go) Improved Cognitive Function and Brain Activity in Chi
ldren with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
Abstract
Objective
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) symptoms are associated with
the deficit in executive functions. Playing Go involves many aspect of cogn
itive function and we hypothesized that it would be effective for children w
ith ADHD.
Methods
Seventeen drug na?ve children with ADHD and seventeen age and sex matched co
mpa... 阅读全帖 |
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A*V
发帖数: 3528 | 14 不管全国性的AWB是否会通过, 马里兰都很可能会通过自己的AWB.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/md-politics/maryland-gov-om
Maryland Gov. O’Malley to push for tougher gun-control rules
By Aaron C. Davis and John Wagner, Monday, January 14, 12:01 AM
Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley will seek to institute some of the nation’s
strictest gun-licensing requirements, ban assault weapons and restrict
visitor access to schools in one of the most expansive government responses
sought to last month’s school shooting in Newtown, Conn.... 阅读全帖 |
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P*******e
发帖数: 1353 | 15 周六那个改变了运气的4th down就是他跑的。。。不知道是不是受刺激了，今天早上4
点多匪夷所思的随地大小便。。。还被人抓住了。。。
Running back Silas Redd cited for disorderly conduct
Penn State running back Silas Redd was cited for disorderly conduct after he
was seen urinating near the Agricultural Engineering Building at 4:13 a.m.
today, Penn State Police said.
Police said Redd, 18, of Norwalk, Conn., was not drunk at the time of the
incident. He was issued a citation for disorderly conduct and released, and
he will not be fined, police said.
According t... 阅读全帖 |
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l*********d
发帖数: 21519 | 16 Mother of disabled child wins a $7 million settlement
Tests might have prompted her to choose abortion
By Travis Andersen
Globe Staff / May 6, 2011
E-mail|
Print|
Reprints|
Text size – +
A superior court judge approved a $7 million settlement yesterday in a
lawsuit brought by a Shrewsbury woman against four medical professionals at
a Worcester hospital, whom she accused of failing to offer or explain tests
that could have prompted her to have an abortion rather than carry her now-
di... 阅读全帖 |
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m******j
发帖数: 5079 | 17 今天看到的：
Study Finds New Evidence that Autism Begins During Pregnancy
Researchers at the University of California, San Diego School of Medicine
and the Allen Institute for Brain Science have published a study that gives
clear and direct new evidence that autism begins during pregnancy.
The study will be published in the March 27 online edition of the New
England Journal of Medicine.
The researchers – Eric Courchesne, PhD, professor of neurosciences and
director of the Autism Center of Excellence a... 阅读全帖 |
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x*******t
发帖数: 340 | 18 我刚才跟你说的我的情况就像是Free running disorder (FRD)WIKIPEDIA里面的解释说
In people with this disorder, the body essentially insists that the day is
longer than 24 hours and refuses to adjust to the external light/dark
cycle.而且说得这个DISORDER的大部分都是盲人。我是没有那么严重，只是有时完全忽略了昼夜。
run |
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R**o
发帖数: 311 | 19 我还没有在任何权威学术期刊看到犯罪也有基因的论文，如果你觉得如此，请给出引文
出处。
你指摘人们忽略社会学心理学家，而事实反倒是你忽略了心理学家的观点。美国最权威的心理学协会
APA明确指出同性恋不是心理疾病，请看:
http://www.apa.org/helpcenter/sexual-orientation.aspx
Is homosexuality a mental illness or emotional problem?
No. Psychologists, psychiatrists, and other mental health professionals
agree that homosexuality is not an illness, a mental disorder, or an
emotional problem. More than 35 years of objective, well-designed
scientific research has shown that homosexuality, in and itself, is not
as... 阅读全帖 |
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p********3
发帖数: 5750 | 20 以下有文献是讲中药Lead中毒的：我懒得去筛选， 先发这个。 还有很多其他的比如癌
症的， 肾脏毒性的， 单个疾病双盲单盲科研的。我就不一一列举了。
参看50， 51， 70， 73-75.
REFERENCES 1 Wilt TJ, Ishani A, Stark G, et al. Saw palmetto extracts for treatment of benign prostatic hyperplasia: a systematic review. JAMA 1998; 280:1604.
2 Blumenthal M (Ed). The ABC Clinical Guide to Herbs. American Botanical Council/Thieme, New York 2003.
3 Kaptchuk TJ. Acupuncture: theory, efficacy, and practice. Ann Intern Med 2002; 136:374.
4 Farnsworth NR, Akerele O, Bingel AS, et al. Med... 阅读全帖 |
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p********3
发帖数: 5750 | 21 50， 70， 71； 大家注意一下和这几篇文献相关的话题。 另外， 73-75我本人没有看，确实是谈的印度药材， 我在查阅参考文献的时候在搜索Chinese Medicine的时候， 显示有这些文献，我本人没有亲自看这些文献， 也许其中有讲中药的地方。不过这不影响我要表达的意思。
慢慢看：
INTRODUCTION — Plants have been used for medicinal purposes for thousands
of years. All major cultures including Native American, European, South
American, Asian, and African cultures have used botanicals for healing
purposes. As an example, saw palmetto was used for urinary symptoms in men
from Egypt in the 15th century BC [1]. Hippocrates documented... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1723 | 22 http://apps.who.int/medicinedocs/en/d/Js4926e/5.html
Acupuncture: Review and Analysis of Reports on Controlled Clinical Trials
3. Diseases and disorders that can be treated with acupuncture
The diseases or disorders for which acupuncture therapy has been tested in
controlled clinical trials reported in the recent literature can be
classified into four categories as shown below.
1. Diseases, symptoms or conditions for which acupuncture has been proved-
through controlled trials-to be an effec... 阅读全帖 |
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s********n
发帖数: 4346 | 23 Is homosexuality a mental disorder?
American Psychological Association
No, lesbian, gay, and bisexual orientations are not disorders. Research has
found no inherent association between any of these sexual orientations and
psychopathology. Both heterosexual behavior and homosexual behavior are
normal aspects of human sexuality. Both have been documented in many
different cultures and historical eras. Despite the persistence of
stereotypes that portray lesbian, gay, and bisexual people as disturbe... 阅读全帖 |
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s********n
发帖数: 4346 | 24 http://www.apa.org/helpcenter/sexual-orientation.aspx
Is homosexuality a mental disorder?
No, lesbian, gay, and bisexual orientations are not disorders. Research has
found no inherent association between any of these sexual orientations and
psychopathology. Both heterosexual behavior and homosexual behavior are
normal aspects of human sexuality. Both have been documented in many
different cultures and historical eras. Despite the persistence of
stereotypes that portray lesbian, gay, and bisexual... 阅读全帖 |
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l*y
发帖数: 21010 | 25 我刚收到23andme的新发现，说我含有导致Narcolepsy的基因。
所谓Narcolepsy就是说晚上睡眠充足，白天会仍然出现不可抑制的困意来袭。23andme真
是神奇，连我这个毛病都能被它发现！
这个病大概占人群的1/2000，并不常见，不知道mit上有没有同病相怜的。既然是基因
导致，我们就不必自责了，我准备把这个信息打印出来提交给我的manager。。
Narcolepsy is a sleep disorder that is estimated to affect about one in ever
y 2,000 individuals. People with this disorder experience extreme drowsiness
and sudden "sleep attacks" that can interfere with normal activities despit
e adequate sleep at night. Other symptoms include sudden loss of muscle tone
(a condi... 阅读全帖 |
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H******e
发帖数: 281 | 26 There is no known cure or treatment for the disorder. People affected by the
disorder live relatively normal lives by managing their symptoms and with
counseling. When the condition is suspected or known to occur in a family,
genetic testing can be helpful in identifying the specific individuals who
have or carry the disorder.
Ways of reducing the fishy odor may include:
Avoiding foods such as egg yolks, legumes, red meats, fish, beans and
other foods that contain choline, carnitine, nitroge... 阅读全帖 |
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a***r
发帖数: 2677 | 27 和同性恋一样，就是一种基因决定的variant. 你可以google "oppositional defiant
disorder" ， "conduct disorder", and "antisocial personality disorder". 有详
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k******g
发帖数: 132 | 29 nile， 你丫的， 附录1就是你查到DSM-5关于抑郁症的诊断标准？连个正确的资料都
不会引用，真你妈的蠢到家了。
你丫搞明白depression的类型分类了吗？再看看Psychotic
depression、Bipolar I Disorder是否可有Delusions？
读读妄想症的诊断标准，再读读这段话：
Criteria A of Schizophrenia requires only one symptom
if delusions are bizarre or hallucinations consist of
a voice keeping up a running commentary on the
person’s behavior or thoughts, or two or more voices
conversing with each other.
http://psychcentral.com/disorders/delusional-disorder-
symptoms
丫的，你他妈的又丢人现眼。 |
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k******g
发帖数: 132 | 30 也就你这傻逼无赖敢说Psychotic depression不属于depression， Bipolar Disorder
with Psychotic Features不再是Bipolar Disorder。
Psychotic features are often present during the manic phase of bipolar I
disorder...These features include delusions (false ideas about what is
taking place or who one is) and hallucinations (seeing or hearing things
which aren’t there).---你丫的连这句英文都看不懂？ |
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k******g
发帖数: 132 | 31 也就nile这丫傻逼无赖敢说Psychotic depression不属于depression， Bipolar
Disorder with Psychotic Features不再是Bipolar Disorder。
Psychotic features are often present during the manic phase of bipolar I
disorder...These features include delusions (false ideas about what is
taking place or who one is) and hallucinations (seeing or hearing things
which aren’t there).---你丫的连这句英文都看不懂？
nile丫傻逼如果读不懂英文，我就给你中文读，让你丫读懂为止。
躁鬱症
......
躁期：
躁狂則損害患者的認知能力，可能產生幻覺，從而妄想及認知扭曲等。有些患者在高昂
的情緒與幻覺中產生暴力或者自殘行為，有時也會作出不可理喻的行動或者決定。
http://zh.wik... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****e
发帖数: 2073 | 32 回答他的第一题，“同性恋是怎么从APA的疾病名单上剔除的？是通过暴力和恐吓，而
不是靠‘科学进步’。”
他还真是猪八戒倒打一耙。做过一点点research就会知道，当时的严重暴力和恐吓都是
所谓的正常人针对ppl with different sexual orientation进行的。在被惨绝人寰的
压迫下出现一两个极端抗争的例子也是情理之中。
APA对此解释说明得很清楚.
Since 1975, the American Psychological Association has called on
psychologists to take the lead in removing the stigma of mental illness that
has long been associated with lesbian, gay, and bisexual orientations. The
discipline of psychology is concerned with the well-being of people and
groups and therefore ... 阅读全帖 |
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p******r
发帖数: 6213 | 33 谢谢楼上几位的理解。这世上总有个把整天shame on everyone except herself only
的，不奇怪。如果不give birth，不知道整天shame on们能从哪里串出来，lol。
有关spay的好处，animal control宣传得很多，但风险则根本不提。这里有篇文章，有
兴趣的可以看看：http://www.naiaonline.org/pdfs/longtermhealtheffectsofspayneuterindogs.pdf
摘录如下：
On the positive side, spaying female dogs
• if done before 2.5 years of age, greatly reduces the risk of mammary
tumors, the most common malignant tumors in female dogs
• nearly eliminates the risk of pyometra, which otherwise would affect
about 2... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****o
发帖数: 26631 | 34 On the positive side, neutering male dogs
• eliminates the small risk (probably <1%) of dying from testicular
cancer
• reduces the risk of non-cancerous prostate disorders
• reduces the risk of perianal fistulas
• may possibly reduce the risk of diabetes (data inconclusive)
On the negative side, neutering male dogs
• if done before 1 year of age, significantly increases the risk of
osteosarcoma (bone cancer); this is a
common cancer in medium/large and larger breeds... 阅读全帖 |
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is
发帖数: 4286 | 35 刚刚在非死不可上面看来的：
before you diagnose yourself with
Bipolar disorder
Low-Self Esteem
Depressive Disorder
Pyschotic Disorder
Make sure you aren't just hanging around a bunch of ASSHOLES
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t*******d
发帖数: 2570 | 36 列一下美国心理学学会关于性取向的FAQ吧。
对同性恋的了解市面上的误解很多，第一步是了解同性恋到底是什么样的。
http://www.apa.org/helpcenter/sexual-orientation.aspx
Sexual orientation and homosexuality
1. What is sexual orientation?
Sexual orientation is an enduring emotional, romantic, sexual, or
affectional attraction toward others. It is easily distinguished from other
components of sexuality including biological sex, gender identity (the
psychological sense of being male or female), and the social gender role (
adherence to cultural norms for fe... 阅读全帖 |
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g****d
发帖数: 3461 | 37
Something from the handout of a seminar about yoga
at a not so bad medical college (according to pop ranking,
it is within top 15 in the US).
Yoga for Stress and Stress relief
or
A Workout for the autonomic nervous system
Yoga improves:
Anxiety Disorders
Depression
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Insomnia
Hypertension
Heart Disease
Asthma
Seizure Disorders
Diabetes
Osteoarthritis
Rheumatoid Arthritis
Ankylosing Spondylitis
Fibromyalgia
Chronic Pain
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a*****e
发帖数: 911 | 38 【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: adimple (细水长流), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: Mental Health (for educating, BM pls mark)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 10 07:14:46 2007)
Common mental health problems for our resident aliens (both students and
working people) are usually:
- depression disorder, and
- bipolar disorder (manic/depression disorder)
To maintain good mental health, please do take good care of youself. Eat,
drink, sleep and workout, everyday. Don't let study or work stress you out.
If you find your |
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c*****e
发帖数: 190 | 39 From your description, you are probably anti-social, not anti-social
disorder. Anti-social is just anti-socializing. Many people are more or less
anti-social.Maybe you are more anti-social than other people, but since you
still want to have many friends, that's definately not anti-social disorder
. Anti-social disorder is `anti-society'.
So try to relax as much as you can, do exercises, talk to doctors to get
professional help. It'll get better if you work on it. |
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c****z
发帖数: 4 | 40 http://www.healthcentral.com/depression/bipolar-disorder-153804-40.html
did one more test and got bipolar potential:
Results (scoring range: 13-65)
26-38: You exhibit few symptoms associated with bipolar disorder, but an
evaluation may still be useful.
Look for the number of times you picked a four or five. If you answered 4 or
5 to more than a third of the questions, regardless of your total score,
you should have more definitive testing for bipolar disorder. Questions that
ask if you are "not |
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c**r
发帖数: 10001 | 41 版上很多在考虑是否该找心理医生，如何找，找了会发生什么的人，问过很多问题，这里
想尽量把最常见的问题都汇总一下，采用问答式来介绍这些信息。，也许对将来有类似问
题的人有用。文中观点都是个人观点，仅供参考，如果信息部分有遗漏或者不准确，请多
指正。
因为我很罗嗦，所以前面提供个问题列表，这样大家好找一点。
1. 我该找心理医生吗？
2. 我该看Psychologist, Psychiatrist, Ph.D, MD, Psy.D, LCSW, MFT,
LPC, Psychotherapist的哪个啊？
3. 我想看心理医生，可是又不想吃药，怎么办?
4. 一些英文跟中文的对应:Psychologist, Psychiatrist, Psychotherapy,
Psychotherapist
5. 应该从哪里，怎么找心理医生呢？
6. 找到一些心理医生列表，怎么选好呢？
7. 我怎么知道哪个心理医生好，哪个心理医生差呀？
8. 找不到中文心理医生，用英文交流对方很难明白我的心理吧，怎么办？
9. 不敢找心理医生，万一他把我的事到处说怎么办？
10. 找了心理医生以后，会不会雇主知道我的... 阅读全帖 |
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b********e
发帖数: 36 | 42 抑郁症(Mood Disorder)的主要症状为：
疲劳，感觉自己很没用，很无助，很绝望，对于家庭朋友等都失去了兴趣，什么都不想
做等。
“担心很多东西，对一些事情也会比较惧怕”，如果是没理由的焦虑，可能是
Generalized Anxiety Disorder。对于一些事情比较惧怕，要看是对什么事情，怎么惧
怕法，也会有可能是Phobias。
Disorder？ |
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D*****r
发帖数: 6791 | 44 Thank you, Lord, for cancer, flu,
For athlete’s foot and typhus too.
Your wondrous world with birth defects,
And ticks and strokes is so complex.
I marvel at your pedophiles,
And mumps sure does elicit smiles.
Your greatest feat -- the tornadoes
Are right up there with lava flows.
I simply love my varicose veins,
And thank you for the hurricanes.
The miracle of gum disease
Goes hand-in-hand with cavities.
My urinary incontinence
Compliments my flatulence.
Chickenpox is a grand thing,
As is, I f-... 阅读全帖 |
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